Wednesday, August 11, 2004

very nice story

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed" he said."Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."I'm sorry", said the HR manager,"If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. Andwho doesn't exist, cannot have the job.The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.

He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email". The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!" The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:
1) Internet is not the solution to your life.
2) If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
3) If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire...
Have a great day !!!
P.S -Do not forward this email back to me, i m closing all my email addresses & going to sell tomatoes!!!



23 comments:

Hadia ( pseudoname) said...

thank you Mr J!keep visit my blog! in fact, I don't like tomatoes,I am better from Najma ,Najma don't eat it,
I put my email on the side, so you can find it, if you need it.

timx said...

Good luck with the tomatoes - but you might make more money if you diversify. How about apples too?

Hadia ( pseudoname) said...

ok jeff, I need 250 dinar to buy 12 tomatoes,
250 dinar=1/6 dolar. :)

Anonymous said...

Hi hnk,
you have a lovely blog!
Excellent story... and it finally explains why I don't make nearly enough money :-)
I'm curious about the tomatoes: do you eat a lot of tomatoes in Iraq and do you grow them yourselves? I wondered because I know that tomatoes need so much water to grow and from what I've heard Iraq is a very dry place (little rain).
I would also love to know more about what kinds of food you eat. Do you know some nice easy recipes you could share with us? I'm not a good cook but I'd really like to try something if it isn't toooo hard and time-consuming to prepare :-)
GM from Germany

Fayrouz said...

Tomatos are tasty.

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You still have time to shop on the internet for shipping before christmas

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